I am not dead!

I've just been iDead. But thankfully, I am being iResuscitated.

I should be posting more frequently starting next week, when I regain a steady internet connection.

Then there will be tales of ziplines, cricket, drinking, classes, U-Haul, my favorite Massachusetts citizen, drinking, Cubs, White Sox, driving halfway across the US, sleep deprivation, pub tables, really being 106 miles outside of Chicago, IKEA, drinking, only taking 100,000 spacebucks for lunch, gas, and tolls, Old Style, Algonquin, Wesley Willis, drinking, and more.

Take that Troy State! If you wanna beat this FSU team, you're gonna have to outscore them.