Saturday, April 29, 2006

Il Purgatorio

So phase 1 of my move happened today. (Phase 3 is "Profit" of course). I once again find myself across the street from a Pizzeria Uno, but I'm now on the other side of the Charles River, far far away from Fenway Park and the 81 times a year it attracts suburbanite slime looking to get drunk and act like they own the place. But I digress...back to "Pizza 1." Being that I'll only be at the current digs 3-4 months, I'm putting the over/under of total visits at 1, including drinking-only visits (I considered 1.5, but 1 is the right answer here). The over/under on Anna's and Boca Grande Taqueria visits are off the board. I tried the Al Pastor burrito at Anna's today...delicious!

Anyhow I'm subletting a room in a house from a friend of a friend for the summer while she is in Tanzania. She called me twice today from Tanzania, once to tell me the all-important "Oh yeah, I left some hangers in the room if you need them."

Moving today was pretty bad, but not nearly as excruciating as my 24+ hr move two years ago (interrupted only by a spectacular viewing of Groundhog Day, and a few coffee runs). It reminded me that I really hope to be coordinating a move to Chicago at the end of the summer, and not another place in the Boston area.

Big ups to Tommy for helping out today. I woulda been up Shit's Creek without a paddle (or with a turd for a paddle if you dig Ween) without him.

Also, a thank you to Buchwild, who has agreed to store my mattress boxspring at his place for the summer, as it didn't fit in either the room I'm renting, or this place's basement.

I set up my computer here before I bothered trying to put sheets on the bed. That's just the way I roll.

BTW, the wireless network my roommates have setup here is called linksys, and it is unsecured. My computer found it immediately, and hopped right on.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Start the Countdown!

Only 1000 days left until the end of the national nightmare.

It's a celebration, bitches!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

linksys

These days the wireless network in my soon-to-be-old apartment is down, and I must connect to the internet via "linksys," everyone's favorite unsecure network! Don't believe me? There's probably one in your area, too. Check it out.

Needless to say, the spottiness of the connection doesn't lend itself very well to frequent blogging. On the bright side, this gives me time to pack for the move and craft my letter to the Chicago GSB admissions board.

I spent this weekend down in New Haven, and as has happened before, ended up a passenger in my own car by the end of the night, cause I certainly wasn't driving. Good times. Nobody's mother was called and awoken this time out though.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

An expert opinion on worthless blogs

Alan Meckler, CEO of an internet marketing and media research firm had this to say about blogs today in the Wall Street Journal (he didn't single out illimitable dominion explicitly):
Blogs are fun for someone who wants a pulpit and does not care about making money. Blogs are really the "diaries" of yesteryear. Social historians of the future will have a field day mining blogs for nuggets of the mores of present day civilization. But in terms of making money from blogs, I doubt they will be anything more than an interesting subset of Internet ad revenue.

His blog gets 300,000 hits per month, quite a few more than I get (as can be seen by the delightful map on the right scrollbar), yet George Washington thinks it's just as worthless as mine, and he can't tell a lie!

Monday, April 17, 2006

Honesty is such a lonely word

So this weekend, as part of a continual exercise in stuffing my face with delicious Italian foods (including a tiramisu that I really wanted to declare aloud "tiramisuper," but saved that for the anonimity of this blog), my uncle and I came upon an after-dinner drink menu offering "150 year old Grand Marnier" for $25 a glass. My uncle declared shock, even asking the waitress if this was a typo. She said it was 150 years old. I declared shennanigans (which is Gaelic for "bullshit" or "tomfoolery," whichever works best).

1856 was a fine year indeed:
  • The Sigma Alpha Epsilon (Same Assholes Everywhere) fraternity was founded, as was Auburn University (Bo Jackson = awesome).
  • The Crimean War ended. That's the one we all know about because of Iron Maiden's The Trooper.
  • One Congressman beat a Senator with a cane over a speech he gave about slavery, putting the Sentaor out of the game for 3 full years. We just don't get this kind of raw excitement anymore. Just a lot of speeches givent o empty rooms.
  • 500 Mormons left Iowa City for Salt Lake City, making it even more ironic when the New Orleans Jazz moved there in 1979 and didn't change their name.
  • Sigmund Feud, Nikola Tesla and Woodrow Wilson were born (as well as Andrey Markov...that's one for the nerds).
  • Western Union, the fastest way to send money, was thus named by Ezra Cornell after a few mergers and acquisitions by the New York and Mississippi Valley Printing Telegraph Company. Can you say Back to the Future 3 plothole (BttF3 takes place in 1855)?
  • James Buchanan beat Millard Filmore in a presidential election that saw the founding of the Republican Party AND said Republican Party winning the electoral votes from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (strange times indeed)
but I just didn't feel that the events above happened during the same year that someone bottled up some Grand Marnier that would be sold 150 years later to unknowing patrons in a Jersey Italian restaurant that was probably a mob front anyways for the low, low price of $25 a glass. An empty Coca-Cola bottle from 1856 would probably be worth thousands of dollars--if Coke existed back then, that is...it would actually take another thirty years for that to happen.

And as it turns out, Grand Marnier wasn't founded in 1856 either. However, its distillery was opened in 1827. In 1977, the powers that be released a sesquicentennial edition called Grand Marnier 150, which used some elements that had been aged 50 years. This drink is apparently still in production, which means that the "150 year old" cognac is actually somewhere between (at most) 50 and 80 years old, with 50 being much more likely.

I have been discussing this extensively with my friend, Friar Tuck, and together we've decided that not only is calling this stuff 150 years-old akin to calling a drummer boy quarter 230 years old, but that if one happens to come across Grand Marnier 150, the ultimate mixer would be aged Tang from the Apollo 11 mission.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Great Moments in Commuter Radio

this morning: Around 5 minutes before I pull into work, Murray Head's One Night in Bangkok comes on. The DJ also informed me that it was written by the two guys in ABBA (BB were the dudes). Good stuff, but even better...

On Monday, I'm leaving work, get into my car, and turn on the radio to the delightful sounds of Paul Simon's Kodachrome. I'd be lying if I denied trying to make that noise he makes during the outro: Momma don' take my Kodachrome (noise). Momma don't take my Kodachrome away!

Monday, April 10, 2006

Fear and Loathing at the Cask and Flagon?

So yes, Poison the Well did descend upon the city tonight, but, unbeknownst to me, took the stage before 8 PM. At that I point I was somewhere in between driving home from work, cooking some sausage on the Foreman grill, and watching PTI on Tivo. I showed up to Axis aorund 9 PM to find a bouncer who told me me that the show was long over.

Luckily, I ran into my friend Ryan loading up their van afterwards, and we caught up and then went over to the newly renovated Cask and Flagon for some beers (in between passing by the losers camped outside of Fenway Park hoping to score opening day tickets). Whiffle ball was being played. I correctly declared them all "retahds."

The Cask and Flagon, while it used to be a real dump, is now packed with flatscreen TVs and has the sterility of a TGIFridays. As crazy as it may sound, this is actually a step up for the Cask and Flagon.

While there, we had a round bought for us by some PTW fans at the bar. Free Guinness = good times.

For some odd reason, Toto's Rosanna was on repeat on the jukebox, playing five times in a row before somebody put a stop to that madness. That song really doesn't work on repeat. Africa would have been much preferred.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Random thoughts

thoughts:
  • I was thinking earlier (a great opening phrase given the subject line of this post and intro before the colon), as I discussed with my roommate the relative merits of D.E.B.S., what a graph of my probability of liking a movie vs. how good it is would look like. Essentially, if a movie is very bad, there's a much greater chance of my liking it than if it is just so-so. I wonder if most people's probability of liking a movie monotonically increases with the quality of the movie. What a bizarre thought.
  • This weekend I was logged onto ticketmaster with tickets to the Dave Matthews Band show in Fenway Park this summer ready to be bought, when I decided that I just wasn't interested. Sure, those tickets would be easy to sell, but I don't wanna shell out $150 for the hassle. By not going, I avoid having to hear him butcher "All Along the Watchtower" or "Long Black Veil."
  • I also failed to get Zappa Plays Zappa tickets, which apparently didn't go on sale this Saturday morning, as all I could get was balcony seats. I have to see that show, so I'll have to deal with scalpers. Likewise, Poison the Well descends upon the city tomorrow night. It's funny what a slight misspelling like "Posion" can do on the world wide web.
  • I lost $40 playing poker today even though I was up over $15 and was playing $0.10/$0.20 NL with a $20 buy in (rebuys upon bust only). I definitely lost about $50 in an hour, which sucks in the game we play, since nobody has ever lost more than $60 over like 5 hours. It was surely the worst hour of poker anyone had seen at our regular game. To put a cherry on top of my misery, within a five minute span, I won two pots of 40 or 50 cents each, which folded to me when I raised 20 cents on my quad 3's and trip 6's. It was just one of those days.
  • I also paid over $80 Thursday night to eat fast food, after you take into account the parking ticket I got securing said fast food. Watch out for the patch on Dartmouth Street right in front of b.good, they'll get you, even if you're only inside for the time it takes to grill a delicious burger and cover it in garlicky greens.
  • The combination of parking ticket and poker losses disaudes me from shelling out $13 for D.E.B.S. I think $8-$9 might do the trick. Work with me, Newbury Comics!
  • Dios mio, los Yanquis! Tienen que ganar mas partidos! Pronto! At least Posada showed up to play today. 3/4 with 2 HRs.
  • If anyone knows anything about the Anderson-Darling goodness of fit test, any help would be appreciated. Didn't think so.
  • It looks like I'll be out of town or moving for about every weekend for the next month. Sometime in that span, I have to craft my letter to UChicago telling them what a standup guy I am, and what an asset I would be to their b-school community. Whether or not I use the line, "Through the admissions process, the University of Chicago GSB has skyrocketed to #1 on my list of schools," is still to be seen. I genuinely was always impressed with the school, regardless of my options (or lack thereof) otherwise.
np: Kanye West - Touch the Sky, Jurassic 5 - What's Golden, Jay-Z - Big Pimpin, Outkast - Spottieobiedobalicious, Afike Bambata - Planet Rock, Cream - Sunshine of Your Love,
McClusky - Collagen Rock, Venom - Black Metal, Chiodos - All Nereids Beware

Jane Smiley's Notes for Bush Converts

I certainly don't agree with all of this (after about point #3 it gets a bit too leftist and over-the-top for me), but it hits on enough sad truths of the Bush presidency that I liked it enough to post it. If you want to go directly to her blog, be my guest.

Bruce Bartlett, The Cato Institute, Andrew Sullivan, George Packer, William F. Buckley, Sandra Day O'Connor, Republican voters in Indiana and all the rest of you newly-minted dissenters from Bush's faith-based reality seem, right now, to be glorying in your outrage, which is always a pleasure and feels, at the time, as if it is having an effect, but those of us who have been anti-Bush from day 1 (defined as the day after the stolen 2000 election) have a few pointers for you that should make your transition more realistic.

1. Bush doesn't know you disagree with him. Nothing about you makes you of interest to George W. Bush once you no longer agree with and support him. No degree of relationship (father, mother, etc.), no longstanding friendly intercourse (Jack Abramoff), no degree of expertise (Brent Scowcroft), no essential importance (Tony Blair, American voters) makes any difference. There is nothing you have to
offer that makes Bush want to know you once you have come to disagree with him. Your opinions and feelings now exist in a world entirely external to the mind of George W. Bush. You are now just one of those "polls" that he pays no attention to. When you were on his side, you thought that showed "integrity" on his part. It doesn't. It shows an absolute inability to learn from experience.

2. Bush doesn't care whether you disagree with him. As a man who has dispensed with the reality-based world, and is entirely protected by his handlers from feeling the effects of that world, he is indifferent to what you now think is real. Is the Iraq war a failure and a quagmire? Bush doesn't care. Is global warming beginning to affect us right now? So what. Have all of his policies with regard to Iran been misguided and counter-productive? He never thinks about it. You know that Katrina tape in which Bush never asked a question? It doesn't matter how much you know or how passionately you feel or, most importantly, what degree of disintegration you see around you, he's not going to ask you a question. You and your ideas are dead to him. You cannot change his mind. Nine percent of polled Americans would agree with attacking Iran right now. To George Bush, that will be a mandate, if and when he feels like doing it, because...

3. Bush does what he feels like doing and he deeply resents being told, even politely, that he ought to do anything else. This is called a "sense of entitlement". Bush is a man who has never been anywhere and never done anything, and yet he has been flattered and cajoled into being president of the United States through his connections, all of whom thought they could use him for their own purposes. He has a surface charm that appeals to a certain type of American man, and he has used that charm to claim all sorts of perks, and then to fail at everything he has ever done. He did not complete his flight training, he failed at oil investing, he was a front man and a glad-hander as a baseball owner. As the Governor of Texas, he originated one educational program that turned out to be a debacle; as the President of the US, his policies have constituted one screw-up after another. You have stuck with him through all of this, made excuses for him, bailed him out. From his point of view, he is perfectly entitled by his own experience to a sense of entitlement. Why would he ever feel the need to reciprocate? He's never had to before this.

4. President Bush is your creation. When the US Supreme Court humiliated itself in 2000 by handing the presidency to Bush even though two of the justices (Scalia and Thomas) had open conflicts of interest, you did not object (bub: I think Bush rightfully won the 2000 election because Palm Beach voters are dumb, although I will admit it seemed odd that States Rights guy Scalia didn't seem to care much about States Rights in that decision). When the Bush administration adopted an "Anything but Clinton" policy that resulted in ignoring and dismissing all warnings of possible terrorist attacks on US soil, you went along with and made excuses for Bush. When the Bush administration allowed the corrupt Enron corporation to swindle California ratepayers and taxpayers in a last ditch effort to balance their books in 2001, you laughed at the Californians and ignored the links between Enron and the administration (bub: although this legislation was enacted by Clinton, and its not really Bush's fault that businesses break rules and can be immoral and unethical). When it was evident that the evidence for the war in Iraq was cooked and that State Department experts on the Middle East were not behind the war and so it was going to be run as an exercise in incompetence, you continued to attack those who were against the war in vicious terms and to defend policies that simply could not work. On intelligent design, global warming, doctoring of scientific results to reflect ideology, corporate tax giveaways, the K Street project, the illegal redistricting of Texas, torture at Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, the Terry Schiavo fiasco, and the cronyism that led to the destruction of New Orleans you have failed to speak out with integrity or honesty, preferring power to truth at every turn. Bush does what he wants because you have let him.

5. Tyranny is your creation. What we have today is the natural and inevitable outcome of ideas and policies you have promoted for the last generation. I once knew a guy who was still a Marxist in 1980. Whenever I asked him why Communism had failed in Russia and China, he said "Mistakes were made". He could not believe that Marxism itself was at fault, just as you cannot believe that the ideology of the unregulated free market has created the world we live in today. You are tempted to say: "Mistakes have been made", but in fact, psychologically and sociologically, no mistakes have been made. The unregulated free market has operated to produce a government in its own image. In an unregulated free market, for example, cheating is merely another sort of advantage that, supposedly, market forces might eventually "shake out" of the system. Of course, anyone with common sense understands that cheaters do damage that sometimes cannot be repaired before they are "shaken out", but according to the principles of the unregulated free market, the victims of that sort of damage are just out of luck and the damage that happens to them is just a sort of "culling". (bub: in fact the negative effects of the transient response in free market solutions is one of my favorite ideas. Well done, Jane Smiley. Well done.) It is no accident that our government is full of cheaters--they learned how to profit from cheating when they were working in corporations that were using bribes, perks, and secret connections to cheat their customers of good products, their neighbors of healthy environmental conditions, their workers of workplace safety and decent paychecks. It was only when the corporations began cheating their shareholders that any of you squealed, but you should know from your own experience that the unregulated free market as a "level playing field" was the biggest laugh of the 20th century. No successful company in the history of capitalism has ever favored open competition. When you folks pretended, in the eighties, that you weren't using the ideology of the free market to cover your own manipulations of the playing field to your own advantage, you may have suckered yourselves, and even lots of American workers, but observers of capitalism since Adam Smith could have told you it wasn't going to work. (bub: I hate references to Adam Smith. Adam Smith toed the line between philosophy and economics. I feel that when people (usually on the right) quote Adam Smith, its the equivalent of quoting Socrates or Nietzsche in a scientific discussion. Adam Smith had great ideas, but his methods were limited, and many of his revelations have been refined or refuted by modern economics).

And then there was the way you used racism and religious intolerance to gain and hold onto power. Nixon was cynical about it--taking the party of Lincoln and reaching out to disaffected southern racists, drumming up a backlash against the Civil Rights movement for the sake of votes, but none of you has been any less vicious (bub: I've often wondered if Nixon were a politician today, would he be a Republican or a Democrat? Remember this is the guy that signed OSHA and the EPA into law, and opened up trade with China). Racism might have died an unlamented death in this country (bub: ha!), but you kept it alive with phrases like "welfare queen" (bub: a reason we should always remember that Reagan was a no-good sonofabitch) and your resistance to affirmative action and taxation for programs to help people in our country with nothing, or very little (bub: affirmative action is broken. A lot of public programs don't work. That being said, I don't know of better ways to equalize the playing field, and as soon as the possibility of trying new things to do so emerges, the right will try to ram through bogus programs that don't help anyone but sound like they will). You opted not to take the moral high ground and recognize that the whole nation would be better off without racism, but rather to increase class divisions and racial divisions for the sake of your own comfort, pleasure, and profit. You have used religion in exactly the same way. Instead of strongly defending the constitutional separation of church and state, you have encouraged radical fundamentalist sects to believe that they can take power in the US and mold our secular government to their own image, and get rich doing it. The US could have become a moderating force in what seems now to be an inevitable battle among the three monotheistic Abrahamic religions, but you have made that impossible by flattering and empowering our own violent and intolerant Christian right.

You have created an imperium, heedless of the most basic wisdom of the Founding Fathers--that at the very least, no man is competent enough or far-seeing enough to rule imperially. Checks and balances were instituted by Madison, Jefferson, Franklin, and the rest of them not because of some abstract distrust of power, but because they had witnessed the screw-ups and idiocies of unchecked power. You yourselves have demonstrated the failures of unchecked power--in an effort to achieve it, you have repeatedly contravened the expressed wishes of most Americans, who favor a moderate foreign policy, reasonable domestic programs, a goverrnment that works, environmental preservation, women's rights to contraception, abortion, and a level playing field. Somehow you thought you could mold the imperium to reflect your wishes, but guess what--that's what an imperium is--one man rule. If you fear the madness of King George, you have no recourse if you've given up the checks and balances that you inherited and that were meant to protect you.

Your ideas and your policies have promoted selfishness, greed, short-term solutions, bullying, and pain for others. You have looked in the faces of children and denied the existence of a "common good". You have disdained and denied the idea of "altruism". At one time, our bureaucracy was full of people who had gone into government service or scientific research for altruistic reasons--I knew, because I knew some of them. You have driven them out and replaced them with vindictive ignoramuses. You have lied over and over about your motives, for example, making laws that hurt people and calling it "originalist interpretations of the Constitution" (conveniently ignoring the Ninth Amendment). You have increased the powers of corporations at the expense of every other sector in the nation and actively defied any sort of regulation that would require these corporations to treat our world with care and respect. You have made economic growth your deity, and in doing so, you have accelerated the power of the corporations to destroy the atmosphere, the oceans, the ice caps, the rainforests, and the climate. You have produced CEOs in charge of lots of resources and lots of people who have no more sense of reciprocity or connection or responsibility than George W. Bush (bub: GWB, aka failed CEO-extraordinaire!).

Now you are fleeing him, but it's only because he's got the earmarks of a loser. Your problem is that you don't know why he's losing. You think he's made mistakes. But no. He's losing because the ideas that you taught him and demonstrated for him are bad ideas, self-destructive ideas, and even suicidal ideas. And they are immoral ideas. You should be ashamed of yourselves because not only have your ideas not worked to make the world a better place, they were inhumane and cruel to begin with, and they have served to cultivate and excuse the inhumane and cruel character traits of those who profess them.

6. As Bad as Bush is, Cheney is Worse.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

This Blog Is Worthless (It's not worthwhile)

According to your friend and mine, George Washington. Check at the bottom of the right sidebar. I'm not lying.

A geek's worst nightmare

Monday, April 03, 2006

Everybody's Doin the Fish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Baseball season is thankfully upon us once again.

The good news? Jason Stark and Peter Gammons are picking the Yankees to win it all.

The bad news? The Florida Marlins. Although, I stand by the value received in most all of the trades in this offseason's firesale, the fans in South Florida are likely going to stay away from Dolphins Stadium in droves, making Jeffrey Loria's threats to move seem legitimate. Loria is a New York resident, that doesn't seem to care much about where the Marlins are located, which is unfortunate.

Many people blame the Marlins fans for being ungrateful for the success that the team has had in its 13 seasons (if the Red Sox won World Series as often as the Marlins do, they would have won about 13 since 1918), but I think the Marlins fans get a raw deal. While I'm not absolving Marlins fans of all blame, there are a number of mitigating factors here.

1) Dolphins Stadium is a truly horrible place to watch a game. 20 rows up behind the plate is generally worse than 35 rows up at most stadiums (at least the ones I've been to). A lot of the seats don't point towards the infield. People love to point out that the stadium was built with baseball in mind, but it was designed and built before the Marlins franchise even existed, and it's named Dolphins Stadium for crissakes. (side note: It should be named Joe Robbie Stadium)

Furthermore, it is far from Miami, sitting on the county line between Broward and Dade counties, over 10 miles away from downtown. I'm not sure how many other baseball parks aren't located in the city (as long as we're honest that the Angels are in Anaheim and not LA). Sure the Marlins draw fans from Broward and Palm Beach counties to the North, but I don't know about having your median fan's trip to the ballpark be over a half hour by car with no good public transportation options.

People go to baseball games after work during the week. Basketball and hockey follow a similar model. Football stadiums can be outside of a city because the games are on Sunday, people tailgate before the games, and generally make an all-day affair of it. After all, there are only 8 a season (excluding playoffs, which the Dolphins have done ever since Dave Wannestadt had the reigns for a while). Excluding Detroit, I have trouble even thinking of any basketball and hockey arenas outside of the city (although the Florida Panthers play far outside of Miami in Sunrise, FL...but to be honest hockey is a much more "suburban" sport than either baseball or basketball)

2) On Marlins attendance:

1993: 3 MM fans, 5th in the NL
1994: (strike year) attendance was good before strike (6th in the NL)
1995: attendance down 9,000 fans a game (around a 25% decrease from the 93 numbers...8th in the NL)
1996: attendance down another 2,500 a game (around a 10% decrease from the previous season...10th in the NL)
1997: 2.4 MM fans, 5th in the NL. first season over .500, while the Braves won at least 90 games every full season during this span. Winning drives attendance. They go on to win the World Series.
1998: (firesale) Marlins finish 54-108 (52 games out of 1st, 11 games out of second to last) attendance nosedives: 1.7 MM, 13th in NL
1999: 64-98. 1.37 MM fans 15th in NL for attendance.
2000: 1.21 MM fans. 15th in the NL in attendance. 14.5 games out of second place for the Wildcard. My friends and I go to games for $2, and often get shown on the Jumbotron multiple times during the game. Not many people at all.
2001: 1.26 MM fans, 29/30 in MLB
2002: 813k fans, 29/30 in MLB. This was their second consecutive year finishing soundly in 4th place, and no real big moves were made in between 2001 and 2002. Rock bottom for attendance.
2003: 1.3 MM fans (around a 60% increase), 28/30 in MLB. win the WS
2004: 1.7 MM fans (around a 30% increase), 26/30 in MLB
2005: 1.8 MM fans, 28/30 in MLB
2006: (firesale)

The Marlins show a definite correlation between winning and attendance going up. The problem is, eventually the team is sold wholesale and attendance dwindles.

Everytime things are going well for the Marlins, bad things happen. Whether it be the strike or the firesales. I can say that the mood in South Florida in 1998 was just like it was in 1995. Everyone wanted nothing to do with baseball, because they knew they were getting a raw deal. Since 2003, Marlins fans have endured threats of moving the team if a stadium didn't get built, causing much speculation about another firesale, which eventually happened in this offseason.

We had to endure John Henry promising to build a stadium with his own money, only to jump ship when the opportunity to buy the Red Sox emerged (he had never sold his stake in the Yankees while being a Marlins owner, but took care of that when he bought the Red Sox). Then the team was quizzically "assigned" to New York resident Jeffrey Loria, who has bemoaned (or had underlings who bemoaned) no public financing of a stadium since he came to town.

3) winning championships:

It's 2006, and the only remnants from the 2003 World Championship team are Dontrelle Willis and Miguel Cabrera, the rotation's 4th starter and a midyear rookie replacement. In 2000, the only remnants from the 1997 World Championship team
were Luis Castillo, Cliff Floyd, Mark Kotsay, and Alex Fernandez, the latter of whom pitched as many games between 1998 and 2000 (inclusive) as he had in 1997. The other three combined played fewer than 162 games for the Marlins in 1997.

Marlins fans realize that the team they're seeing on the field is NOT the team that won the championship.

So I root for the Marlins to do well this year, because I believe they have a lot of young talent, and it would be a shame for Texans or Nevadans to reap the rewards of South Florida enduring its 2003 Championship team dismantled. Larry Beinfest is probably MLB's most underrated GM.

Marlins: If you win, they will come.

The worst news? I've already got fires to put out with my fantasy team. I drafted Zack Greinke in the last or second-to-last round, only to discover that he had left Royals spring training and is on the 60-day DL for personal reasons, a medical condition scientifically referred to as Raulmondesiitis.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

I am a Pure Nerd

69 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 26% Dork

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

find out what you are here.