Tips and Observations

1) Don't take an Airborne orally. It is meant to be dissolved in a glass of water and then drank. I made the mistake of chewing on one "straight-up" and had a most unpleasant experience. It wasn't as bad as this, nor did it look as cool as this, but I wouldn't reccomend it nonetheless.

2) Reading the 1992 DOJ and FTC Horizontal Merger Guidelines is probably worse than eating an Airborne. It reminded me that law school must really, really suck.