WWNJD?

I recently freaked out a coworker by declaring Nick Johnson the second best first baseman in baseball (although in all honesty, Albert Pujols probably takes up the first ten spots on his own...imagine what'll happen when Pujols enters his "peak power years" next year?). My friend is a Mets fan, and he was angry that I would rank Nick Johnson ahead of Carlos Delgado. Given age, fielding ability, and OPS, I'm standing by my Nick Johnson love.

At a crucial moment at work the other day. I informed my colleague that at times like this we must ask "What would Nick Johnson do?" Angrily, he asked "Well what would he do?" and I gave this most appropriate of answers:

Hit a double to the gap.